A Very Brady Sequel (1996)
Gary Cole: Mike Brady
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Quotes
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Mike Brady : A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.
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Mike Brady : Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Much like that house of cards. You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.
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Mike Brady : You seem to be having quite an effect on Peter, Roy.
Roy Martin : Well, it's like I always say: "Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered".
Mike Brady : Well, like I always say: "Caveat Emptor".
Roy Martin : Doesn't that mean "Buyer Beware"?
Mike Brady : Yes yes it does.
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Peter Brady : Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
Mike Brady : Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
Peter Brady : Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
Mike Brady : Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.
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Mike Brady : Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you
Roy : Is it about where I shop?
Mike Brady : No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.
Roy : I know. You're wearing it.
Mike Brady : Ah. So I am.
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[after Carol has fainted]
Mike Brady , Roy Martin : Honey, are you all right?
[they stare at each other]
Carol Brady : [not surprised] I'm all right.
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Bobby Brady : Hey Alice, is there anything you want me to find for you?
Alice : Yeah, how about my girlish figure? I haven't seen that in about 20 years.
Carol Brady , Mike Brady : [laughing] Oh Alice.
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Roy Martin : And the youngest, Sandy.
Cindy : [lisping] Cindy.
Roy Martin : Thindy? Honey, Daddy had amnesia, but now, Daddy's back.
Mike Brady : I hate to break it to you, Mr. Martin, but Daddy is already here.
Roy Martin : You're absolutely right, Mark.
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Carol Brady : Oh, Mike... what are we gonna do?
Mike Brady : Well, I know it seems complicated but... it won't be long before I've got a firm grasp on the situation.
Carol Brady : There's something *I'd* like to get a firm grasp on, Mr. Brady.