Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
Kadeem Hardison: Julius
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Julius Jones : Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
Maximillian : It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
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[Julius is escorting Max around the streets in his limo]
Julius Jones : Hey, Max, let me ask you something. Why didn't you just bite this bitch when you had a chance?
Maximillian : It doesn't work that way. She has to give herself to me voluntarily.
Julius Jones : [laughs] Hey, this is Brooklyn, baby. Don't nobody give up shit unless you got some cold cash or a hot slug for their ass.
Maximillian : In this case, I know a lot more about her than she knows about herself. One dance with me, one dance, and she'll be mine
Julius Jones : Oh, see now, yeah, yeah. Now you're talking, player. Now you're talking. Take her dancing. I bet you dance that ol' wild Hammer shit.
[Julius turns on the radio and plays "Pray", performed by MC Hammer]
Julius Jones : So I'm gonna put on some music and I want you to show me what you're gonna do when you get in there, you wild vampire self. Show me that old Hammer shit you gonna do.
[Julius' annoying talking, plus the loud noise from the radio, is beginning to annoy Max]
Julius Jones : Throw it to me. Here we go! Yeah, that's some good shit, man. Am I gonna be able to disappear in the mirrors, too?
[Finally having enough, Max uses mind control to damage the radio, then zaps the back of Julius' neck, giving the latter a burning sensation]
Maximillian : [infuriated] I'm warning you to drive the limo and shut your fucking mouth. Shut up!
Julius Jones : [in pain] Hey man. You can't do that shit while I'm driving, B.
Maximillian : [yells] SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Julius Jones : Shit! I'm driving!
Maximillian : Goddamn it!
Julius Jones : What the fuck? You giving me a brain emerysm or something? What the fuck was that?
[Max blows on the blind-spot mirror, shattering it]
Julius Jones : Damn, man! You can put somebody's eye out like that.
