Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
Eddie Murphy: Maximillian, Preacher Pauly, Guido
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Quotes
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Maximillian : Evil is good and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass, WOO!
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Maximillian : [after being shot] Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little! You have quite decent aim, though. But next time...
[Max rips out Tony's beating heart as Anthony and Julius watches in sheer horror; growls]
Maximillian : put a little HEART INTO IT!
Tony the Hitman : Ouch...
[Tony collapses to his death while Anthony groans in horror. Max growls]
Anthony : [screaming] AAH!
[Anthony runs to the other side of his Firebird as Max tosses Tony now-dead heart to the side]
Anthony : [cries as he tries to reload his gun] Fuck Tony. Oh, shit!
Maximillian : [to Julius] Don't go away.
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Policeman with dog : You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
Maximillian : So do I!
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Detective Justice : [about to kill Max with the dagger] Right through your black heart!
[Justice opens the casket, only to find Rita lying there instead of Max]
Det. Rita Veder : [raspy] You shouldn't have come.
[she reaches out to Justice, but frightens him off]
Det. Rita Veder : It's too late for me...
[the door in Max's chamber closes, trapping Det. Justice inside the room with Rita]
Detective Justice : Rita...
[Justice looks at Rita, now a monstrous, hungry vampire; horrified]
Detective Justice : Oh, shit! Look at you!
Det. Rita Veder : Now it's too late for YOU.
Maximillian : [reappears] You still don't believe in vampires, Detective?
Detective Justice : I'm taking Rita with me. It's not too late for her.
Maximillian : You should be worried about yourself.
[Justice lunges at Max, but the latter disappears as Rita crawls out of the coffin]
Maximillian : Hey, bitch!
[Max kisses Rita on her forehead]
Detective Justice : Rita, get away from him!
[Justice lunges at Max again to stake him, but Max and Rita disappears]
Maximillian : [enraged] I can give her everything, Justice! Tell me why you deny her that!
Detective Justice : [yells] She doesn't belong in your world! She's not a killer!
Maximillian : It's in her BLOOD!
Detective Justice : But not in her heart!
[turns and sees Max and Rita; to Rita]
Detective Justice : It's not in your heart, Rita.
Maximillian : Are you sure about that?
Detective Justice : I'm sure you're ugly!
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Maximillian : [Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth] I already had Italian.
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Julius Jones : Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
Maximillian : It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
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[Max and Julius brings a severely weakened Rita back to their apartment so she can feed]
Maximillian : Rita, my sweet, you must feed, or you're going to die.
Det. Rita Veder : [defiant] I want to die.
Maximillian : I won't let you. I'll find someone for you.
Silas Green : [Silas enters the apartment looking for Julius] Hey, hey, Hey! The Knicks won! Julius, goddamn it, you owe me $50.
[he then notices the new decor created by Max's casting spells]
Silas Green : Good God, he's a bad motherfucker. Julius! Where's my $50, Julius...
[then notices Rita, weak and hungry, resting]
Silas Green : You ain't Julius. You that cop's girl. What wrong, baby? You look sick. Had too much pork today, huh? Bad pig's feet, ate the bay leaf? Want some cod-liver oil, baby? Tell me what you need.
Maximillian : [sneaks up behind Silas] What she needs is some fresh blood.
Silas Green : Blood? Blood? I'll go to the Red Cross, get all you need.
Maximillian : [yells] Shut up!
[Max stabs two holes in Silas' neck as Rita moves closer to her prey]
Silas Green : [scared] Ow! Hey, brother, what the idea?
Maximillian : The idea is dinner.
Silas Green : Dinner? I don't see no dinner. What are we having?
Maximillian : You!
Silas Green : [frightened] ME? Don't do it, baby!
Maximillian : Do it, Rita. You don't have to resist. Do it!
[Rita is about to feed on Silas' blood...]
Silas Green : [completely frightened] Don't do it, baby. I got old, tired Grandpa blood! I got high blood pressure, baby! High as the MOTHERFUCKIN' MOON! You suck my blood. I've gotta take three pills a DAY!
[... but then NYPD Det. Justice and Dr. Zeko intervenes]
Detective Justice : [yells] Rita! NO!
Silas Green : [relieved] Police! Police!
Detective Justice : It's okay.
Silas Green : Out of my way. POLICE!
[Silas runs away from the apartment]
Detective Justice : [to Rita] Rita, it's all over. Just walk away.
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[Julius is escorting Max around the streets in his limo]
Julius Jones : Hey, Max, let me ask you something. Why didn't you just bite this bitch when you had a chance?
Maximillian : It doesn't work that way. She has to give herself to me voluntarily.
Julius Jones : [laughs] Hey, this is Brooklyn, baby. Don't nobody give up shit unless you got some cold cash or a hot slug for their ass.
Maximillian : In this case, I know a lot more about her than she knows about herself. One dance with me, one dance, and she'll be mine
Julius Jones : Oh, see now, yeah, yeah. Now you're talking, player. Now you're talking. Take her dancing. I bet you dance that ol' wild Hammer shit.
[Julius turns on the radio and plays "Pray", performed by MC Hammer]
Julius Jones : So I'm gonna put on some music and I want you to show me what you're gonna do when you get in there, you wild vampire self. Show me that old Hammer shit you gonna do.
[Julius' annoying talking, plus the loud noise from the radio, is beginning to annoy Max]
Julius Jones : Throw it to me. Here we go! Yeah, that's some good shit, man. Am I gonna be able to disappear in the mirrors, too?
[Finally having enough, Max uses mind control to damage the radio, then zaps the back of Julius' neck, giving the latter a burning sensation]
Maximillian : [infuriated] I'm warning you to drive the limo and shut your fucking mouth. Shut up!
Julius Jones : [in pain] Hey man. You can't do that shit while I'm driving, B.
Maximillian : [yells] SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Julius Jones : Shit! I'm driving!
Maximillian : Goddamn it!
Julius Jones : What the fuck? You giving me a brain emerysm or something? What the fuck was that?
[Max blows on the blind-spot mirror, shattering it]
Julius Jones : Damn, man! You can put somebody's eye out like that.
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Det. Rita Veder : I like cats!
Guido : Well, that's all you had to say, doll face.
