- Al Lewis: [Talking about his daughter] Tell her that I'm never leaving New Jersey again. Tell her I'm sorry they built the-the bridge and the tunnel.
- Nancy Clark: Was it your idea to be sort of a straight man?
- Al Lewis: No, he just said the jokes before I could get them out.
- Al Lewis: [Entering the dining room] Haven't been in the Friars' Club in years.
- Nancy Clark: Oh, really? Still a member?
- Al Lewis: Yeah, until I die. Then I'll quit.