The Quick and the Dead (1995)
Pat Hingle: Horace the Bartender
Quotes
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Ellen : [female gunslinger walks up behind a preoccupied bartender] How about a room?
Horace : Whores next door.
Ellen : [carefully sets her cigar down] Say that again.
Horace : I said whores next door.
Ellen : [kicks the stool out from under him, catches his liquor bottle as he falls, & pours herself a drink] Now, do you have a room available?
Horace : Uh, room and bath, yes, ma'am, coming up!
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John Herod : [threatening to hang Cort] I want you in that contest.
Cort : No.
John Herod : [shooting at the chair on which Cort stands] Think about it.
[taking two more shots]
John Herod : Last chance. Yes or no?
Cort : Go to hell.
[as Herod chambers another round, the chair begins to crack, ready to break]
Ellen : Sign me up.
Horace : No women in quick-draw. It's against the rules.
John Herod : There's no rule against ladies. It's just that women can't shoot for shit.
[laughing with the other patrons]
John Herod : Adios, reverend.
[he shoots the chair one last time, and as Cort begins to hang, Ellen frees him by shooting the beam around which the noose is threaded]
John Herod : [impressed] Put 'em both in the contest.
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Horace : Round two! Four fights today, featuring the eight remaining contestants. The winner is the contestant left standing.
John Herod : Left alive.
Horace : [the crowd gasps] Left alive! From now on, we fight to the death.
Cort : Well, well, well. What a surprise, John. You changing the rules.
John Herod : Any problem with that?
Cantrell : Well... I was planning to kill you anyway.
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Horace : I said whores next door.
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Horace : Uh, room and bath, yes ma'am. Coming up!