The Net (I) (1995)
Dennis Miller: Dr. Alan Champion
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Quotes
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Dr. Alan Champion : You know, what's frightening me is, I'm starting to think that you're not delusional.
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Dr. Alan Champion : Will you be handling the outpatient care, nurse?
Angela : Well, do you mind?
Dr. Alan Champion : Visions of sponge baths dance in my head.
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Dr. Alan Champion : This is bizarre. I haven't seen you in so long. What are we even doing here?
Angela : Um, I just figured you would be safe.
Dr. Alan Champion : Oh great, so I've gone from being a self-centered asshole to safe. Thank you very much.
Angela : No, I just figured that they couldn't, um, trace me to you and that your, your patient records are confidential, right?
Dr. Alan Champion : My patient records! Yeah, I knew I had my subtle charms.
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Dr. Alan Champion : I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese.
Angela : Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember?
Dr. Alan Champion : Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite.
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[Alan holds up martini glasses]
Dr. Alan Champion : Guess what time it is? Gibsons! Almost. We have no onions, so we'll have to use these: Seldane, the antihistamine of champions.
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[On a friend of Alan Champion's, who works for the FBI]
Angela Bennett : Do you trust him?
Dr. Alan Champion : Sure, I trust him. I used to hold his head over the toilet at frat parties.
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Dr. Alan Champion : To Angle in the hotel room: All that you have left, Christ Angie... they've really gotten into your head with this.