- Ted Lindsay: What bylaws? I've been in the league for 12 years I've never seen no bylaws!
- Conn Smythe: They're right here
- [brandishes a book]
- Milton Mound: May I see them please?
- Conn Smythe: They're confidential.
- Milton Mound: How can a bylaw be confidential?
- Conn Smythe: Only the governors are privy to them. It says so right here in the bylaws.
- Milton Mound: Well you show me where it says that.
- Conn Smythe: You're prohibited from seeing the bylaws. It says so in the bylaw!