Batman Forever (1995)
Michael Gough: Alfred Pennyworth
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Quotes
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Alfred Pennyworth : [first lines; about bringing a sandwich before action] Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
Batman : I'll get drive-thru.
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Bruce Wayne : "We're 5 little items of an everyday sort. You'll find us all in a tennis court". In... A-E-I-O-U. Vowels.
Alfred Pennyworth : Not entirely unclever, sir, but what do a clock, a match, chess pawns, and vowels have in common? What do these riddles mean?
Bruce Wayne : Every riddle has a number in the question and they arrived at this order: 13, 1, 8, and 5.
Alfred Pennyworth : 13, 1, 8, and 5. What do they mean?
Bruce Wayne : Perhaps letters of the alphabet?
Alfred Pennyworth : Of course, 13 is M.
Bruce Wayne : 1 would be A, 8 would be H, and 5 would be E.
Alfred Pennyworth : M-A-H-E.
Bruce Wayne : Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18.
Alfred Pennyworth : 18 is R. M-R-E.
Bruce Wayne : How about Mr. E.?
Alfred Pennyworth : Mystery.
Bruce Wayne : And another name for mystery?
Alfred Pennyworth : Enigma.
Bruce Wayne : Mr. E. Nygma. Edward Nygma. Stickley's suicide was obviously a computer-generated forgery.
Alfred Pennyworth : You really are quite bright, despite what people say.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Broken wings mend in time. One day Robin will fly again. I promise.
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Alfred Pennyworth : [Bruce is with Chase when he contacts him] I'm sorry to bother you, sir. But I have some rather distressing news about Master Dick.
Bruce Wayne : What, is he all right?
Alfred Pennyworth : I'm afraid Master Dick has... gone traveling.
Bruce Wayne : He ran away?
Alfred Pennyworth : Actually, he took the car.
Bruce Wayne : He boosted the Jag?
Alfred Pennyworth : Not the Jaguar. The other car.
Bruce Wayne : The Bentley?
Alfred Pennyworth : No, sir. The other car.
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[Dick tries to open a door in Wayne Manor, but it won't budge]
Alfred Pennyworth : May I help you, Master Grayson?
Dick Grayson : How come this is the only locked door in this museum? What've you got back here?
Alfred Pennyworth : Master Wayne's dead wives.
[Dick gives him a look]
Alfred Pennyworth : The silver closet. On your way.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Master Bruce. Master Bruce. How are you, young man?
Bruce Wayne : You haven't called me that for a long time.
Alfred Pennyworth : Old habits die hard. Are you all right?
Bruce Wayne : Where's Chase?
Alfred Pennyworth : I'm afraid they've taken Dr. Meridian. Master Dick has run away. The cave has been destroyed. And there's another riddle.
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Batman : What do you suggest, Alfred? By sea... or by air?
Robin : Why not both?
[Robin walks down the stairs]
Batman : [Batman gives Robin a once over] Who's your tailor?
Alfred Pennyworth : I took the liberty, sir.
Batman : R. What's that stand for?
Robin : [Robin turns and looks at Alfred] Robin. Riddler and Two-Face can make a pretty lethal combination. I figured you could use a hand.
Batman : Two against two are better odds.
Robin : I can't promise I won't kill Harvey.
Batman : A man's got to go his own way. A friend taught me that.
Robin : Not just a friend.
[Robin extends his hand]
Batman : [Batman takes Robin's hand] A partner.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. They need guidance. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Is the young master leaving? Pity. I'll just toss this away, then. Perhaps the dogs are hungry.
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Alfred Pennyworth : The eight of us go forth, not back. To protect our king from the foe's attack.
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Alfred Pennyworth : [seeing the design on Dick's motorcycle helmet] Is this a robin?
Dick Grayson : My brother's wire broke once. I swung out and grabbed him. My father said I was his hero. I flew in like a robin. Some hero I turned out to be.
Alfred Pennyworth : Ah, but your father was right. You are a hero. I can tell.
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Bruce Wayne : Even Chase calls being Batman a curse.
Alfred Pennyworth : Perhaps the lady is just what the doctor ordered. She seems lovely and wise.
Bruce Wayne : I've never been in love before, Alfred.
Alfred Pennyworth : Go to her. Tell her how you feel.
Bruce Wayne : She wants Batman, not Bruce Wayne.
Alfred Pennyworth : Let the lady decide, hmm?
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Alfred Pennyworth : Apparently, you and Batman have a common enemy. That was with the morning mail.
[Bruce opens it, then cut to the Batcave]
Alfred Pennyworth : "The eight of us go forth, not back, to protect our king from a foe's attack."
Bruce Wayne : Chess pawns. Clock. Matches. All physical objects, man-made.
Alfred Pennyworth : Small in size, light in weight.
Bruce Wayne : What's the connection?
Alfred Pennyworth : With all due respect, sir, I think that's why they call him "The Riddler."
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Bruce Wayne : Were all the Batsuits destroyed, Alfred?
Alfred Pennyworth : All except the prototype with the sonar modifications you invented. But you haven't tested it yet.
Bruce Wayne : Tonight's a good night.
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Batman : What do you suggest, Alfred? By sea... or by air?
Robin : Why not both?
Batman : [giving him a once-over] Who's your tailor?
Alfred Pennyworth : I took the liberty, sir.
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Dick Grayson : Emergency, Alfred.
Alfred Pennyworth : [revealing his circus costume in the trunk] Oh, sir. I could be fired for this, sir. Perhaps they'll have me back at Buckingham Palace.