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Quotes
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Ace : That's quite a wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could get you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
Skinny Husband : Who is this ghastly man?
Ace : Ace Ventura, pet detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey.
[whispering]
Ace : Thanks for the free parking.
Pompous woman : Another ACTIVIST, McGuire.
Skinny Husband : Activist, yes.
[snobby laugh]
Ace : [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
Pompous woman : Mr. Ventura, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Ace : Alrighty then!
[smacks man in the face which knocks him unconscious, drapes him over his shoulders and begins to sing and dance exotically]
Ace : [shakes man] Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
[hands back man to pompous woman]
Ace : It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn!