NewsRadio (1995–1999)
Stephen Root: Jimmy James
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Quotes
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Jimmy James : I think we should just die with our boots on.
Dave : Sir, what are you talking about?
Jimmy James : Oh, I don't know. I was just trying to get you guys to notice my new boots.
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Matthew : You see Lisa, sometimes people aren't as they seem...
Lisa : You're gay Matthew?
Matthew : I am?
Joe : You are?
Matthew : No, no, it's about Dave!
Lisa : Dave is gay?
Matthew : He is?
Joe : Wow, Dave is gay?
Matthew : No, no, Dave is Canadian!
Lisa : [storms into room where Dave is talking to Mr. James] You're Canadian?
Jimmy James : I am?
Lisa : No, not you sir, Dave!
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[after Lisa tells Jimmy that she and Dave are dating]
Jimmy James : How's the staff going to feel once everyone knows that you're dating? Come on, Lisa, you know how people feel about Yoko Ono.
Lisa : Right.
Jimmy James : And Dave, you know how people feel about Paul McCartney.
Dave : I think you mean John Lennon, sir.
Jimmy James : No, people liked him.
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Jimmy James : Hold it, Bill. I've heard Penthouse letters that were more plausible than this.
Bill : So have I. But the fact is the woman wanted me, and the fact that she couldn't have me made her insane with what the great poets have called "manimal lust."
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Lisa : I'm not doing a shoot.
Jimmy James : You're not doing the shoot? What, are you crazy? That's free advertising for the station! Honey, free advertising - that's something you just can't buy.
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Jimmy James : I'm out of here. This has been the worst cracker time in recorded history.
