The Silence of the Hams (1994)
Billy Zane: Jo Dee Fostar
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Quotes
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Dr. Animal : The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
Joe : Why?
Dr. Animal : Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?
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Dwarf Guard : Dr. Animal's intelligence goes beyond the borders of the human mind. His savagery goes beyond the borders of the animal!
Joe : How could he go beyond so many borders without a passport?
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Dr. Animal : Call me A.
Joe : A?
Dr. Animal : Also, call me Doctor.
Joe : A Doctor.
Dr. Animal : Doctor A!
Joe : Right sorry, Doctor A.
Dr. Animal : Bingo.
Joe : Doctor A. Bingo?
Dr. Animal : Moving on.
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Jo : Maybe that lady didn't kill her, maybe it was a mistake
Lily Wine : Oh, if only it were...
Jo : That's right, maybe Antonio killed her
Lily Wine : No...
Jo : Or she could have got run over by a truck
Lily Wine : No!
Jo : She could have got eaten by a cannibal, on a California vacation... any one of these, really... OR...
Lily Wine : Gasps
Jo : There's always the possibility of being torn to shreds by a harvester
Lily Wine : wraps her hands around Joe's throat to choke him
Jo : She could have fallen in to a vat of sulfuric acid, really it could have been any one of these things!
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Joe : You know, you look better in pictures.
Detective Martin Balsam : You should see me in a bikini.
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Jo : Just one second Jane, I'm not Jo. I'm...