No Escape (1994)

Stuart Wilson: Marek

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• Marek : First prize is a chance to live, second prize... you really don't want to hear what the second prize is.

• Marek : I could use a man like you! A position on my staff, perhaps...

  [gestures at the body] 

  Marek : we appear to have an opening!

• Marek : I have removed all the heads of state...

  [Dumps out sack full of decapitated remains] 

  Marek : ...I really want to be in charge!

• Marek : ...that's not funny

  [he suddenly decapites his opponent] 

  Marek : HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! Now, that's funny!

• Marek : Now, anyone who would like to disagree with me, would you please raise your right hand.

  [Looks around] 

  Marek : If you've got one.

• Marek : Isn't this wonderful? Two hundred deluxe rooms, heated outdoor pool, and a staff of caring professionals.

  [pauses] 

  Marek : I'm sorry, I'm being rude! My name is Walter Marek, I'm your resident director. Welcome to vacation paradise!

  Robbins : I hope you take plastic.

  Marek : We most certainly do! We elicit all forms of payment here. Now, I've taken the liberty of scheduling a stimulating variety of activities for you here.

  Robbins : [bored]  Shuffleboard?

  Marek : Water sports!

  [shoves Robbins over the edge into a net] 

  Marek : Now because our activites are so rigoruous, we're very selective about our clientele. So... just to get that ol' heart pumping, we thought: five minutes in the pool with Ralph!

  [gestures to huge, menacing thug] 

  Marek : Our director of aquatic activities!

• Ralph : [Licks knife, uses it to smash a statute, then screams threatening]  AAAAHHHHH!

  Robbins : [Hurls knife into 'Ralph's' chest, killing him instantly. The mob is shocked into silence for several seconds] 

  Marek : That's extraordinary. It's not EXACTLY what we had in mind, but...

  [laughs] 

  Marek : Extraordinary!

  Marek : I could use a man like you! A position on my staff, perhaps?

  [gestures at Ralph's body] 

  Marek : we appear to have an opening! Think about it! Your own room, full run of the place, free meals: anyone you can catch, kill and eat!

  Robbins : [sarcastic]  How's your health plan?

  Marek : Eh, well it's not really necessary, is it? I mean the average life-expectancy around here is, what? Six months?

  [leans in to Robbins' face] 

  Marek : I've been here seven years.