Major Payne (1995)

Chris Owen: Cadet Wuliger

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• Woliger : Achoo!

  Major Payne : What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie?

  Woliger : No, sir.

  Major Payne : Then you hold it before I kick your ass back to Mayberry.

• Major Payne : [Notices Fox isn't responding like the other cadets]  And what is your damage, muscle-head? You stupid? You ignorant? Or you just plain ol' deaf?

  Woliger : Yes, sir. Actually, he is deaf.

  Major Payne : Oh. Thank you. Now drop down, give me 25 more for speakin' out of line!

  [Turns back to Fox] 

  Major Payne : I'm sorry Mr. Handicap Man. I didn't mean to offend you. Do you speak sign language?

  [Fox nods] 

  Major Payne : Can you read lips?

  [Fox nods again] 

  Major Payne : Let me break it down. If you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass! Is that clear, dummy?

  Cadet Fox : Sir, yes sir!

• Woliger : [Sees that Alex is putting on his dress blues]  Where are you going?

  Alex Stone : To the games. You guys better get ready - we gotta be there in an hour.

  Woliger : Alex... we don't have a chance without Payne.

  Alex Stone : Listen - Payne or no *Payne,* I'm gonna go out there and get that *stupid* trophy. We busted our asses off out there! Now, I didn't go through all that to come out empty handed.