Edith Ann: A Few Pieces of the Puzzle (1994 TV Short)

Amy Ziff: Mom, Ida Milfred

Quotes 

• Mom : [as she's getting ready for her job working as an airport security guard]  The world is changing. It used to be potty training, carpools, PTA, pregnancy tests. And now it's all those plus plastic explosives. Who would have thought I'd be doing this with my life and I'd be so darn good at it.

• Mom : [to Edith Ann after she throws a fit]  No more caffeine for you, Miss Rumplestilskin. That's why you get these mood swings, you know.