Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Mark Margolis: Shickadance
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Quotes
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Mr. Shickadance : Ventuuurrraaa.
Ace Ventura : Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
Mr. Shickadance : Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura...
[coughs in Ace's face]
Mr. Shickadance : ... you owe me rent.
Ace Ventura : Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out. Look at that.
[shows him a flyer]
Ace Ventura : That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.
Mr. Shickadance : I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.
Ace Ventura : I never bring my work home with me, sir.
Mr. Shickadance : Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?
Ace Ventura : Fiber.
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Ace Ventura : [to Shickadance] Wanna take a look inside? C'mon. C'mon!
[he shakes his keys acting like they're stuck. The door opens. Ace enters]
Ace Ventura : Go ahead. Snoop around!
[Mr. Shickadance enters, looks around and sniffs]
Ace Ventura : Well? Are you satisfied?
Mr. Shickadance : Just don't let me catch you with an animal here, that's all.
Ace Ventura : All right! Take care now! Bye-bye, then!
[slams door in front of Mr. Shickadance's face]
Ace Ventura : L-oser!