Friends (TV Series 1994–2004) Poster

(1994–2004)

Elliott Gould: Jack Geller

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  • Ross : [clinks wine glass]  Uhh, excuse me. If I could have everybody's attention. I'm Ross Geller.

    Jack Geller : DR. Ross Geller.

    Ross : Dad... Please. Anyway, as I was saying, I'm Dr. Ross Geller...

  • [Joey has to keep everyone in his apartment] 

    Judy Geller : Well, we'll get going.

    Jack Geller : Bye.

    [both leave] 

    Monica : Hey. How come they get to leave?

    Joey : Hey, Jack is a great man. He fought for our country.

    Monica : No, he didn't. He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.

  • [Jack knows that Richard is dating a younger woman, but doesn't know that it's actually Monica] 

    Jack Geller : Come on, tell us.

    Jack's friend : Yeah. Is she really 20?

    Richard : I'm not telling you guys anything.

    Jack Geller : Come on, Rich. It's my birthday, let me live vicariously.

    Ross : Dad, you really don't want to do that.

    Jack Geller : Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?

    Richard : Jack, would you let it go?

    Jack Geller : Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got my Porsche. You... you got your own speedster.

    Richard : Guys, seriously, it's not like that.

    Jack Geller : Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...

    Ross : Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.

  • Jack Geller : Of course you could kick Chandler's ass, son.

    Judy Geller : You could kick any ass you wanted to!

  • Jack Geller : I remember when we first got engaged.

    Chandler : Oh, I don't think I ever heard that story.

    Monica : Oh dad, really you don't need to...

    Jack Geller : [ignoring her]  Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know that happened.

    Judy Geller : [incredulous]  You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.

  • Jack Geller : Now, are you his Mother or his Father? What? I've never seen one before! I never even got a chance to pretend I'm okay with it...

  • Jack Geller : [watches touchdown on pocket TV at Funeral]  God, now I'm Depressed! I mean more than before...

  • Jack Geller : I never used to picture you having sex at all. It was a simpler time.

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