Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

Mike Starr: Hanif

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Hans Zarba : [watching a recorded surveillance video of Princess Yasmin practicing her martial arts]  She's good.

  Hanif : Good, huh?

  Yussa : Yes, she's good.

  Hanif : As good as you?

  Yussa : Maybe.

  Hanif : Better.

  [Hanif laughs; Yussa reverse-kicks him] 

  Hanif : [Hans lifts Yussa by the throat]  She was only showing how good she is.

  Hans Zarba : I know how... good she is... or she wouldn't be with us.

  [Hans slowly lowers Yussa to the floor] 

  Hans Zarba : Now, there's to be no fighting amongst us, understood?

  [Hans cradles Yussa's face in his hands, she nods] 

• Hans Zarba : [Hanif knocks on Hans's door]  Yes?

  Hanif : [Hanif opens the door, bringing Jacques Gambrelli with him, unaware that the doctor is really Jacques Gambrelli]  The doctor.

  Hans Zarba : Ah, finallly. Come in, doctor.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Yes, good evening.

  Hans Zarba : Good evening.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Good evening. Well, what seems to be the trouble? Ah, you have received the blemish in your arm, huh?

  Hans Zarba : Yes, I believe it may require some stitches. What do you think?

  [Hans unwinds the bandage around his arm] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli gasps]  Oh, heh heh. Oh yes, I think... you need something... to keep you from fainting. Yes, you must take deep breaths like this.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli breathes heavily]  You see, then you don't faint, but deep, very, very deep.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli faints, hitting Hans's bed and then the floor; Hans throws a book at Gambrelli to revive him]  What happened?

  Hans Zarba : You hyperventilated.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I did? Where?

  Hans Zarba : You fainted.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Oh, yes, I know that, yes.

  [Gambrelli opens a medical bag] 

  Hans Zarba : Well, are you going to stitch up my arm or not?

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli puts a stethoscope on]  Of course, of course, I am going to stitch up your - Phew! - up your...

  [Gambrelli sniffs a bottle of alcohol] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : But first, I must check if you are... physically fit.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli puts a head mirror on his forehead; Hans points a gun at Gambrelli, who backs away]  Fit as a fiddle. Very good.

  [Gambrelli drinks from the alcohol bottle] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli wheezes deeply]  And now... now I must check your reflex.

  [Gambrelli taps Hans's knee with a rubber doctor's mallet; Hans kicks Gambrelli into a chair] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Flex as a fiddle... Very good.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Now... now...

  [Gambrelli drinks from the bottle of alcohol] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Aah... aah... Ohh, ohh...

  [Gambrelli puts his head into his medical bag] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Ah, there - oh.

  [in a muffled voice] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : There is a spare in here somewhere.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli pulls out a vial]  Uh-huh, ah, this is very good. You know what this is? My dentist uses this. He pulled my wi - wisdom tooth, and I didn't even feel it, ha ha.

  Hans Zarba : Novocaine.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : No, no, no, no... This - His name is Fishburn... Dr. Marvin Fishburn, yes? I highly recommend him. If you are in need of - ooh!

  [Gambrelli accidentally sticks himself in the cheek with the novocaine shot, and talks irreuglarly] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I seem... to have stabbed myself in the cheek, yes? Now, before I can stitch up your arm, I must inject it. Hold still, hold - hold still. Hold still... Yes, aha, very good. Ah, ha ha, good. Now... okay, it's... it's... now, it's getting... very late, and I think... oh, I get back... in the hospital, in surgery. I am due in surgery, huh? Bye-bye.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Hans aims for Gambrelli, hitting the doorway]  On... on second thought, I am in no condition... to operate. Is better if I stay here, huh, with you?

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Hanif enters the room]  If you need me, I am here... with you. I am here. Now just relax, if you need me...

  [Gambrelli passes out]