Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

Graham Stark: Dr. Balls

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• Professor Auguste Balls : So many charlatans all use my talents for ill-gotten gain.

• Professor Auguste Balls : If you need a disguise, look no farther, you've got Balls.

• Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [enters Prof. Balls' shop]  Hello?

  Professor Auguste Balls : [from another room]  Hello!

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Doctor Balls?

  Professor Auguste Balls : Who wants to know?

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Detective Jacques Clouseau, second - uh, first class, - Junior! I spoke with you on the phone, earlier.

  [Jacques gasps as Prof. Balls' wife comes into the main room] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Good evening.

  Marta Balls : I am Madame Balls. You don't look like him.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I wouldn't know; I've never met your husband.

  Marta Balls : Who said anything about my husband?

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : You did. You said I don't look like him.

  Marta Balls : I meant your father!

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Well, why didn't you say so? I never met him, either.

  Marta Balls : [Madame Balls laughs]  He's a real Clouseau!

  Professor Auguste Balls : [Prof. Balls enters the main shop room]  Detective Clouseau?

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : First class, Junior!

  Professor Auguste Balls : Naturally. Dr. Auguste Balls of Nice, at your service.

  Marta Balls : Oh!

  Professor Auguste Balls : You must forgive me for having Madame Balls establish your authenticity. So many crooks and charlatans these days would use my talents for ill-gotten gains. You can't be too careful. Now, am I forgiven?

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Yes.

  Professor Auguste Balls : Such a joy to see the son of my oldest, dearest, and deadest friend. And as I always used to say to him: "Always remember, if you need a disguise when duty calls, look no further because... you've got Balls."