Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
Lance Kinsey: Irv
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Quotes
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Lt. Irv Lansing : My wife and I haven't had sex in over two years. I have a six-month-old daughter.
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Wes Luger : [They're investigating a crime scene] What you have, Irv?
Lt. Irv Lansing : Oh, I'm not sure, Sarg. It's a nagging, itching, burning sensation.
Wes Luger : [Irv takes off his shoe and his sock bursts into flames] What the hell do you expect? Your foot's on fire!