- Ronald: It is the flower that most resembles the open lips of the vagina. What do you think?
- Alex Weaver: I don't know. You've probably seen more of them than I have.
- Alex Weaver: Please, I need to go to the bathroom.
- Mickey: Gee, I dunno. What've you done for me lately?
- Alex Weaver: Please I need to pee, what do you want, me to go on the floor?
- Mickey: That ain't my carpet.
- Alex Weaver: I am an actress! I am a flat-chested, low-paid actress! I am a small-chested, well paid "working" actress! I am an actress! I am an actress! I am an actress! I am NOT a waitress! I am an actress!