Addams Family Values (1993)
Nathan Lane: Desk Sergeant
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Quotes
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Gomez : [shouting] I demand justice! Someone has married my brother!
Desk sergeant : [sarcastically] No!
Gomez : She took him to Hawaii!
Desk sergeant : [cynically] Get outta here!
Gomez : They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love *constantly*!
Desk sergeant : I hate when that happens.
Gomez : Arrest her at once, without delay!
Desk sergeant : Who?
Gomez : Debbie. My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki!
Desk sergeant : Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?
Gomez : Officer, you must issue a subpoena. I believe they own...
Morticia : Gomez, NO!
Gomez : [shouting] A Buick!
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Desk sergeant : [after being asked to arrest Debbie] Just leave, leave quietly, leave now. Don't make me call Ringling Brothers.
Gomez : [shouting] Has the planet gone mad? My brother, passion's hostage. I seek justice - denied! I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
[Grandmama waves Pubert in the air]
Gomez : I have seen horror!
[Lurch waves]
Gomez : I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!
Morticia : They're at camp.
Gomez : I have seen all this, officer. But until today, I had never seen... *you*!
Desk sergeant : Hook him, book him, cook him. *Now*!