Addams Family Values (1993)
Carol Kane: Granny
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Quotes
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Grandma : Unless Fester comes back, we're talking *dimples*.
Gomez : Not in this house!
Grandma : He could stay this way for years! Forever! He could become... a lawyer.
Gomez : I won't listen!
Grandma : An orthodontist!
Morticia : Mama! Stop!
Grandma : President!
Gomez : [looking up above] Please! I beg you! Take me!
[sobs openly]
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Grandma : [Grandmama waves a skull at Debbie]
Grandma : Luxor, nexor, burst, and BURN!
Debbie Jellinsky : What is she doing?
Grandma : Just a curse. Have a nice day.
[air kiss]
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Debbie Jellinsky : My first husband, the heart surgeon. All day long, coronaries, transplants.
Grandma : What about your needs?
Debbie Jellinsky : "Sorry about dinner, Deb. The Pope has a cold."
[the next slide shows a shadow of an axe on the wall heading towards the Surgeon]
Grandma : An axe! That takes me back.
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Debbie Jellinsky : Husband number two. The senator. He loved his state, he loved his country!
Grandma : What about Debbie?
Debbie Jellinsky : "Sorry, Debbie, no Mercedes this year. We have to set an example." Oh yeah? Set this!
[the next slide shows the Senator, panicking as car headlights approach him]
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[first lines]
Wednesday : [giving a funeral to a cat in a shoe-box] Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.
Grandma : Dearly beloved...
Wednesday : [the cat mews and Wednesday shakes the box] Shh! Quiet!
Grandma : [starts piling dirt on the box]