Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001)

Judson Mills: Francis Gage

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Quotes 

• Sydney Cooke : [calming down the rowdy patrons of a bar]  Careful boys. Little girl with a gun.

  Francis Gage : [undercover]  I got another gun you can play with.

  Sydney Cooke : Sorry, but I prefer something in a bigger caliber.

• Ranger Cordell Walker : [Alex is pregnant]  Hey, Honey, how are you feeling?

  A.D.A. Alex Cahill : [Alex covers her mouth with her hand and runs to the bathroom] 

  Ranger Cordell Walker : Sydney, how long is this morning sickness suppose to last?

  Sydney Cooke : How should I know?

  Ranger Cordell Walker : All I know is, I'm glad women have to go through this and not men!

  Sydney Cooke : Men are such wimps!

  [walks off to go find Alex] 

  Ranger Cordell Walker , Ranger Jimmy Trivette , Francis Gage : [agreeing]  Well... Yep. Yeah. Sure.

• [Sydney and Gage prepare to make dinner] 

  Francis Gage : So who's cooking and who's cleaning?

  Sydney Cooke : Can you cook?

  Francis Gage : Are you kidding? I'm a bachelor. Of course I can cook!

  Sydney Cooke : Okay, so what can you cook?

  Francis Gage : French toast.

  Sydney Cooke : French toast? Is that all?

  Francis Gage : Cinnamon toast.

  Sydney Cooke : Cinnamon toast.

  Francis Gage : Raisin toast. (pause) Rye toast.

  Sydney Cooke : (stares blankly)

  Francis Gage : You cook. I'll clean.

• Francis Gage : I'd like a soda, C.D...

  C.D. Parker : Is your foot in a bear trap? You've been comin' here long enough. Get your own soda.

• Member of Terrorist Cell : You can't leave, we're at Defcon One.

  Francis Gage : You guys really talk like that?