Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992 Video)
Rob Paulsen: Fowlmouth, Johnny Pew, Banjo the Woodpile Possum, Horatio, Mr. Hitcher, Manager, Parking Attendant, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Wild Safari Zoo P.A. : We hope you are enjoyin' Wild Safari Zoo! May I repeat, so that Warner Brothers won't get sued if anyone really does this - do not get out of the car!
[Elmyra gets out of the car anyway]
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Fifi : That was my photograph! I cannot believe you!
Johnny Pew : Yeah? Well, I am pretty unbelievable.
Fifi : You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk! You, monsieur Pew, stink!
[Fifi kicks Johnny and sends him flying out of the movie theater into Elmyra's arms]
Elmyra Duff : Ooooh! I got myself a kitty! Hello my stinky little kitty hon! Say hello to Mommy Elmyra!
Johnny Pew : Oh no!
[Johnny tries to run away but Elmyra catches him]
Elmyra Duff : Oh yes! I'm gonna change your diapers, give you a bath, and even potty train you!
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Fifi : [disguised as Michelle Lovitz] Where is my client? I must see my client.
Hotel Concierge : Can I help you, young lady?
Fifi : I am Michelle Lovitz, Johnny Pew's agent, and I need to see my client right away.
Hotel Concierge : Certainly. Come sit here, please.
[He takes Fifi to sit down on a bench next to the real Michelle Lovitz]
Hotel Concierge : Now, you both claim to be Michelle Lovitz. Will the real Michelle Lovitz please stand up?
[Fifi nervously stands up on the bench while Michelle Lovitz stands up and then sits back down on top of Fifi]
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Babs Bunny : Oh, no! One of those possums!
Banjo Possum : Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
Buster Bunny : See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
Babs Bunny : [sarcastically] And here I thought it was Esperanto.
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[last lines]
Hampton Pig : Tunnels, and car games!
Plucky Duck : Boy, that trip was sure lame.
Hampton Pig : [bringing in the deranged hitcher] Here's our pal - what's his name?
Plucky Duck : SOMEONE CALL A COP!
All : You viewers are lucky...
Mr. Hitcher : Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
All : When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...
Buster Bunny : And I am the champ!
Babs Bunny : And now you are just damp!
[pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster]
Babs Bunny : I just can't help myself!
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Banjo Possum : [as school starts] Hot dang, I'm gonna get me some edu-ma-cation!
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Fifi : Could I have your autograph?
Johnny Pew : I don't have a pen.
[Fifi's jaw drops, and then she has a meltdown]
Johnny Pew : Hey, relax, babe. We'll find one.
Fifi : [cheers up] I will die for you!
Johnny Pew : I know, but that won't be necessary. You can just carry my stuff.
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Fifi : Popcorn por vous?
Johnny Pew : Babe, take out the un-popped kernels, okay? They chip my caps.
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Fowlmouth : Lights are dimming! Lights are dimming!
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Hotel Concierge : [to Jay Leno] Hello, Mr. Leno. Would you like me to check your chin?
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Mr. Hitcher : [laughs and puts on a hockey mask while revving a chainsaw] Bacon!, porkchops!, hog jowls!