Kein Pardon (1993)

Heinz Schenk: Heinz Wäscher

Quotes 

• Junge von der Schülerzeitung : Mr. Wäscher, what do you think of atomic weapons? Are you for it or against it?

  Heinz Wäscher : I thought you are from a school paper. But you are from "Spiegel".

• Heinz Wäscher : [in the live show Peter in a bunny costume has to give a letter to Heinz Wäscher but it is missing]  Where does our stupid little funny lucky bunny has the little letter again?

  Peter Schlönzke : [takes off the bunny mask, screams]  I have forgotten it.

  Doris : [screams surprised] 

  Hilde Schlönzke : [screams surprised] 

  Ulla : [screams surprised] 

  Bertram : And good night.

  Peter Schlönzke : And this is the first error I am doing. You only do errors. You sing wrong. You stand wrong again. You have to stand here. Do you see it?

  [moves Wäscher to the right spot, audience is laughing] 

  Peter Schlönzke : Do it right for once. And this stupid song "Witzigkeit kennt keine Grenzen"! I can't hear it anymore. You all treated me here like the last dirt and I was always greeting you friendly.

  [showes the middle finger, audience is laughing] 

  Peter Schlönzke : Meanwhile I can even move the tail.

  [moves the tail, audience is laughing] 

  Peter Schlönzke : And one thing you can remember: I am not your fool.

  [grabs the Corega Tabs from the basket and gives it to Wäscher, screams] 

  Peter Schlönzke : And here is your denture cleanser. And for that I still get DM65,-.

  [audience cheers] 

  Heinz Wäscher : What is your name?

  Peter Schlönzke : Peter Schlönzke. And you can remember that name.

  [leaves the stage] 

• Peter Schlönzke : [Wäscher asked Peter to get him a package of denture cleaning tabs "Corega Tabs"]  Here, Mr. Wäscher, the Corega-Tabs. The large package.

  Heinz Wäscher : I didn't order any Corega tabs. I am not a denture wearer. Here is an autograph for you, get lost.