Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me (1992)

Max Parrish: Eli, Bud, Fritz

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Quotes 

• Eli : Oh my God, I thought you were dead!

  Twinkle : Only in your dreams.

  Eli : Oh, no. In my dreams, you were alive.

• Laszlo : Hey, Sabra, nice hole!

  Sabra : Bud, are you just gonna sit there and let this asshole insult me?

  Eli : Well, Sabra, you do have a big hole in your dress.

• Dannie : You're not gonna try anything, are ya?

  Eli : Why, do you want me to?

  Dannie : No, I'm a virgin.

  Eli : Groovy.

• Dannie : So. What floats your boat?

  Eli : Fast cars, beautiful women, tropical beaches.

  Dannie : So what're ya doin' in El Monte?

• Sabra : Do you always tip like that, Bud?

  Eli : [smiling drunkenly]  I like limber strippers.

  Sabra : Well, then we're perfect for each other, aren't we?

• Sabra : Hey, would you like to come over after I get off work and do me doggie style?

  Eli : Aaa, no thanks. By the way, wha'd ya do to me last night? I can barely walk.

  Sabra : No pain, no gain. So what'd ya think, ya up for it or what?

  [Eli shakes head, no] 

  Sabra : (sighs, standing up to walk away) Fine, guess I'll just have to come home and jack off by myself. Your loss, big boy.

• Eli : I wanna rent one of your trailers.

  Duane : I only rent to fine, upstanding members of the community, do you have any references?

  Eli : Well, I know Sabra and Dannie.

  Duane : [momentarily horrified]  I'll make believe I didn't hear that.

• Sabra : Look I know you don't wanna kiss me, but you can titty fuck me real quick, c'mon you hate your mother, don't you? Take your aggressions out on me!

  Eli : Stop! Get outta here, will ya?

  Sabra : Oh, fine! But I don't want you going anywhere near my baby sister! You're some kind of sick pervert, aren't you? If I so much as hear that you touched her with that limp fag cock, so help me God I will set you on fire.

  Eli : Like you did your parents?

  Sabra : That was my boyfriend not me you asshole!