Oscar (1991)
Marisa Tomei: Lisa Provolone
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Quotes
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Snaps : You're going to marry this bum, just as soon as I get my hands on him.
Lisa Provolone : Oh, Daddy, you changed your mind!
[hugs him]
Snaps : What choice do I have, you tramp.
[hugs her back]
Snaps : And after the wedding, you'll move into a nice ground floor apartment.
Lisa Provolone : Why a ground floor apartment?
Snaps : Because after I break his legs, he's not gonna make it up any steps!
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Lisa Provolone : ...I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu!
Snaps : Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room!
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Lisa Provolone : I'm not a little girl anymore! Look!
[opens robe to reveal nightie]
Snaps : Put that away, I'M YOUR FATHER!
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Lisa Provolone : You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
Snaps : Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!
Sophia : Look at the example you've set! Filling the house with thugs, goons, and hit men!
Snaps : All right... sometimes I had to bring my work home with me.
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Lisa Provolone : ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!
Anthony Rossano : And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?
Lisa Provolone : You always this nasty?
Anthony Rossano : YES! Get used to it!
Lisa Provolone : [gasps] I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!
Anthony Rossano : That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!
Lisa Provolone : Fine!
Anthony Rossano : See you in church!
Lisa Provolone : Hmph!
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Snaps : Now this guy's willing to marry you - so be nice.
Lisa Provolone : [whining] But I want Oscar.
Snaps : I want him more than you do. But he's on the lam and Anthony's taking the rap for him.
Lisa Provolone : Thank you very much. Whatever happened to love? Whatever happened to romance?
Snaps : Whatever happened to waiting till the wedding night?