Knight Rider 2000 (1991 TV Movie)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
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Quotes
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James 'Scotty' Doohan : [having been stunned by Kitt] They set their phasers on stun, captain... I don't like the looks of it.
K.I.T.T. : Michael, shall I mirandize him?
Michael Knight : [helping Doohan stand up] Kitt, it's Scotty.
K.I.T.T. : Who?
Russell Maddock : Star Trek, you idiot, he's James Doohan. The actor who played Scotty in the original series and all ten movies.
Michael Knight : Don't tell me you're a closet Trekkie?
James 'Scotty' Doohan : The dilithium crystals are fading fast... I don't think I can hold her Mr. Spock...
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K.I.T.T. : I can't even play a round of Pac-man in here.
Michael Knight : Oh, you're dating yourself, buddy-boy. Pac-man's in the Smithsonian now.
K.I.T.T. : Probably an exhibit or two away from you.
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K.I.T.T. : Is that you, Michael?
Michael Knight : Yeah.
K.I.T.T. : You look like crap.
Michael Knight : Well, so do you, pal.
K.I.T.T. : At least I have an excuse. You've obviously gone down the toilet since we split up, Michael. Get a life.
Michael Knight : I got a life and a body, too, which is more I than I can say for you.
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Devon Miles : Do you remember what Wilton always said? 'One man can make a difference'.
Michael Knight : I remember. But that man is not me anymore. Me is fishing and taking care of my Chevy outside. Me is taking advantage of life for a change instead of life taking advantage of me.
Devon Miles : No one ever suggested that what we do is easy. Nothing worthwile ever is.
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Michael Knight : [about Shawn] All the chips in the world and she has to end up with Kitt's...
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K.I.T.T. : [Kitt just drove off a pier] I trust you both are alright?
Michael Knight : Oh yeah, just fine, Kitt. If you forget the fact that my Chevy just sank past a school of bass.
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Russell Maddock : Wonderful. A car with an attitude.
K.I.T.T. : [Kitt is now encased in a '57 Chevy] You'd have a disposition too if you suddenly went from state of the art to this. I may not catch every criminal, but I'll sure look good at the drive in.
Michael Knight : Kitt, there are no more drive-ins.
K.I.T.T. : In that case I'm useless.
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Shawn McCormick : Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you leave the Foundation in 1990 to run an unprofitable bass charter?
Shawn McCormick : [Michael does not reply] It seems you get along better with fish than you do with people.
Michael Knight : Hey, I know some fish with better personalities than you.
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K.I.T.T. : [Kitt is sinking fast] I only have about 30 seconds of voice transmission left.
Michael Knight : If water gets in your CPU you're out of here...
K.I.T.T. : I know. I guess this is goodbye. I'm sure some of my chips will be salvagable, Shawn. Of course you're welcome to pick and choose.
Shawn McCormick : I'll do that.
K.I.T.T. : Michael... take care of yourself?
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Michael Knight : [Finding out KITT has been dismantled - turns to Devon] You let this guy actually do this?
Russell Maddock : This "guy" happens to be your new boss, Mr. Knight. And I'd watch that attitude from now on!
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Russell Maddock : I knew you could never hack it. God knows what Devon ever saw in you.
Michael Knight : Get out of my way.
Russell Maddock : Gladly. You're just as obsolete as that pile of rust you wasted our time and money rebuilding, my friend. The only thing worse is the pathetic effort Devon put into rebuilding you.
[Michael punches Russell and walks away]
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Michael Knight : [after Devon's murder] Nobody cared about that man more than me. Do you understand me? Nobody.
Shawn McCormick : Then come back and help us, Michael. Help Devon.
Michael Knight : I tried. Look what it got him. He was wrong. One man can't make a difference.
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Michael Knight : It's either sink or swim with you, huh, pal?
K.I.T.T. : I expect a full simonize once this is over.