Rip Taylor: Genie
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Genie : [looks through an encyclopedia] Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar built his palace there!
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Genie : Do you have to yell at me all the time?
Scrooge McDuck : Hmpf! I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail.
Genie : That's it, blame the genie. I only saved your life.
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Huey : [referring to Merlock] Your master was a bird?
Genie : Bird, dragon, wolf. He can change into anything. He's an evil sorcerer.
Dewey : But he can't still be alive.
Louie : He'd be ancient.
Huey : Yeah. Olden than Uncle Scrooge even.
Genie : Yeah, except his first wish was to live forever.
Huey : Ooh! Good wisher!
Genie : No! BAD wisher!
[bursts into tears]
Genie : You don't know! He made me do the worst things.
Dewey : Like what?
Genie : Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everybody's favourite resort until Merlock couldn't get reservations. Then down she went! And poor Pompeii! Mount Vesuvius would have never blown its top if Merlock hadn't blown his!
[blows his nose]
Louie : But what are YOU worried about? He used up his wishes.
Genie : That's just it. Merlock has unlimited wishes because he has a magic talisman. It's what gives him all his powers. And when he puts it on the lamp, he gets as many wishes as he wants! Now do you see why I'm a little jumpy?
[cries]
Louie : Well, maybe we should wish for the talisman.
Genie : Oh, that's the one wish I can't do. You'd have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!
Louie : Well, don't worry about that mean old master now.
Dewey : Yeah. He has no idea you're with us, and that's the way it's gonna stay.
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Huey : Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Dewey : Yeah.
Scrooge McDuck : Oh no! I'm not letting this wee gold mine out of my sight!
Dewey : But he's our friend.
Scrooge McDuck : Nonsense! A genie's not a person! A genie is a-a-a... a thing!
[holds up lamp]
Scrooge McDuck : Inside.
Genie : Bye, guys. It was great while it lasted.
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Mrs. Beakley : Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.
Scrooge McDuck : Aye... Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?
Huey : Oh, no thank you, Uncle Scrooge.
Louie : Yeah, we're kind of full.
Webby : And sleepy.
Scrooge McDuck : That's because it's past your bedtime. Now, scoot along, little ones.
Huey , Dewey , Louie , Webby : Good night, Uncle Scrooge.
Genie : Nighty-night.
Scrooge McDuck : Sleep tight.
Duckworth : That's telling them, Sir.
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[Upon Merlock's arrival, a bear's claw comes smashing through the door]
Scrooge McDuck : He's got a bear?
Genie : He IS the bear!
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Genie : What's more important - a fortune or your life?
Scrooge McDuck : [thinking] Well...
Genie : Hey! It's not exactly a trick question.
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Genie : Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries.
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[for her first wish, Webby wished for a baby elephant and the genie grants it against his will; a baby elephant appears in the room]
Genie : Now look what you've gone and done!
Webby : What's wrong? She's cute.
Genie : And big! Big wishes always big trouble! The bigger the wish, the bigger the trouble!
Louie : He's right. One look at that elephant, and Uncle Scrooge will want to know what's up.
Genie : Everyone who sees it will, and pretty soon, everyone will be fighting over me, the wishes will get out of control, and I'll end up being in the lamp for another thousand years!
Louie : Jeepers! I hadn't thought of that!
Genie : So please, please! Make small wishes!
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Genie : Music! Food! Guacamole! It's a party! Gotta boogie! Gotta Bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp!
Scrooge McDuck : Can you keep quiet at all?
Genie : If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse and just as small.
Scrooge McDuck : Oh, all right!
[lets the genie out]
Genie : Hey! Look at that! A couple of single guys out on the town!
Scrooge McDuck : Guess again.
[puts genie in a little plant]
Scrooge McDuck : You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.
Genie : But what if I win the door prize?
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Genie : It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I didn't ask to be Mr. Popular. All I want is a life of my own... like your nephews. With my own bike, a stack of comic books, a sled, hmmm... maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system...
Scrooge McDuck : All right! All right!
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Genie : Hey, Pop! Give me a five! Get down! Get back! Get real! Get a haircut!
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Scrooge McDuck : You maniac! Return the bin before I stuff that lamp down your throat!
Genie : Uh-uh! Bad move! Bad!
Merlock : You threaten me?
Genie : [runs to Merlock] Please, Merlock. He's had a lousy day. Maybe a hot bath and a warm glass of goat's milk might help him because he...
Merlock : [shouts] SILENCE! I wish you to cast him out of my house!
Genie : No! No! I can't!
Merlock : [shouts] DO IT!
[he points the lamp at Genie causing him to spin around]
Genie : [in pain] I have no choice!
Scrooge McDuck : I... I understand.
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Huey : You read the whole encyclopedia?
Genie : Cover to cover to cover... what's this? Baseball? Bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?
Huey : No, it's a globe of the Earth.
Genie : Get back. You mean the Earth isn't flat? I must have missed that part.
Louie : Boy, he HAS been in that lamp for a long time!
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Genie : You call these party animals? They're lifeless!
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Dijon : Good morning, Scrooge sir.
Scrooge McDuck : What's going on?
Dijon : At the urging of MY Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.
Genie : I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!
Scrooge McDuck : [looks at his lamp] But th-the lamp?
[he sniffs the lamp, and gravy dumps out]
Scrooge McDuck : Gravy?
Dijon : [holds up the real lamp] That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!
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Genie : I'm a boy! I'm a real boy! Now I can do all the things real boys do! Run through fields, play catch, roll over... wait, that's a dog.
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Genie : How can I ever thank you, Master?
Scrooge McDuck : I'm not your master anymore!
Genie : That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"?
Scrooge McDuck : You're a sweet kid, but don't press your luck.
Dewey : So, what do you want to do as your first day as a boy?
Genie : Well, let me put it this way... you'll never catch me, coppers!
Huey : Quackarooney!
Louie : Oh boy!
Dewey : I'm gonna get you!
Webby : Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck : You go ahead, Webby dear. We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.
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Genie : Oh no! It's Merlock! Hide me! Hide me!
Scrooge McDuck : I've got to get ye to my vault. It's the only safe place. Time to go back.
Genie : But you saw what a dump it is.
Scrooge McDuck : Sorry, Genie, but the party's over.
Genie : [sighs] And just when we were getting to be buddies.
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Genie : [looks in a fridge] Whoo, cold food closet! Where do you hang the chickens?
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Genie : Shabooey!
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Huey : This is Geni... Gene, yeah, Gene.
Scrooge McDuck : You're new around here?
Genie : Yeah, kinda. I pretty much pop up every now and then.
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Genie : I don't hear anything. I think they're gone.
Scrooge McDuck : Where are we?
Genie : Well, it's not exactly the Ritz...
Scrooge McDuck : Not the lamp?
Genie : I'm sorry about the mess. But you'll get used to it after a couple of thousand years. Could you move your elbow, please?
Scrooge McDuck : GET ME OUT OF HERE!
