DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)

Richard Libertini: Dijon

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Quotes 

• Dijon : Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

• Dewey : Do you think we'll see a mummy?

  Dijon : That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap.

• Dijon : Good morning, Scrooge sir.

  Scrooge McDuck : What's going on?

  Dijon : At the urging of MY Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.

  Genie : I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!

  Scrooge McDuck : [looks at his lamp]  But th-the lamp?

  [he sniffs the lamp, and gravy dumps out] 

  Scrooge McDuck : Gravy?

  Dijon : [holds up the real lamp]  That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!

• Genie : Shouldn't we be bird watching?

  Dijon : Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon!... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.

• Dijon : Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.

• Merlock : At last, after all these centuries, the lamp will be mine again!

  Dijon : Yes, yes! You will be more powerful than, than... locomotive! More faster than speeding bull! You will leap all buildings in a single town!

• Merlock : Are you certain this is where Scrooge lives?

  Dijon : Oh, this time I am very sure. I think.

  Merlock : Then we begin our search.

  Dijon : In the light? But I am not a popular favorite of that house! Scrooge find me, he kill me!

  Merlock : [shoves Dijon back into a briar patch]  Then stay behind, if you wish! I'll try very hard to remember you at reward time.

• Scrooge McDuck : Dijon!

  Dijon : [about to grab the lamp, but quickly stops]  What? What? I am not touching a thing! I am clean! Innocent like a little baby goat! Yes.

  Scrooge McDuck : Go get our sacks.

  Dijon : Sacks? Oh, yes, sacks! Right away. Anything you say, Scrooge, sir. I do for you.

• Merlock : Now, give it to me.

  Dijon : Give? What give?

  Merlock : The map. Give it to me.

  Dijon : The map, that specific map right here right now?

  Merlock : [grabbing Dijon by the collar in fury]  You didn't steal it?

  Dijon : Too many people, Merlock. Only one Dijon, but look what I did steal... several billfolds... this handy pocket watch... floss... a date nut bar... and two tickets to the feta cheese festival. For you, master.

  [Merlock drops him] 

  Dijon : Maybe you would like the floss?

• Dijon : Where is everybody?

  Merlock : They have vanished!

  Dijon : But how?

  Merlock : [shouts]  With the lamp, you fool! And you will help me get it back...

  [shows Dijon a group of giant scorpions] 

  Merlock : ...or their sting will seem like a tickle compared to mine.

• Dijon : Everything smells delicious when you're rich!

  [smells his cape] 

  Dijon : Even me!

• Genie : Wait, wait! Why give him the lamp?

  Dijon : Because the master wants it so badly.

  Genie : But don't you see, with the lamp you'll be the big chief? The hot falafel? The most powerful person on Earth? Oh, great master!

  Dijon : Master? Master? Master Dijon? Oh, I like it! I really like it!

• Dijon : Master, all this flip-flapping - maybe we take the bus back?

• [Merlock, as a hawk, flies over Scrooge's estate carrying Dijon] 

  Dijon : There it is, Merlock, there it is! You can drop me off anywhere along here...

  [over a briar patch] 

  Dijon : B-but not there! Not there!

  [gets dropped into the brambles] 

  Dijon : That's going to leave a nasty mark!