UHF (1989)

Patrick Thomas O'Brien: Satan

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• [on the intro for "Town Talk with George"] 

  Movie Announcer : George Newman, he starts where the others stop.

  George Newman : Sex with furniture: what do you think?

  Movie Announcer : The world watched in amazement as he unlocked the secrets of Al Capone's glove compartment!

  George Newman : Ah-ha... *road maps*!

  Movie Announcer : He blew the lid off Satanism!

  Satan : Look, all I was trying to say was...

  George Newman : Oh, shut up, you pinhead! You make me SICK!

  [He throws a glass of water in his face] 

  Movie Announcer : Sometimes shocking, always controversial. He deals with topics that the other talk shows are afraid to touch. He pries, he pokes, he digs deep. He gets the answers. He gets the facts. And most of all, he gets the ratings.

  George Newman : [addressing viewers]  Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs... all next week on Town Talk.

  [gets hit with a chair]