People Who Did Not Act In This Film: Robert DeNiro, Glenn Close, Arsenio Hall
Fly Casting: Manny Mackeral Toxic Director of Business Affairs: David Greenspan Grunt Expert: Jack G. Swinney, Jr. Worm Trainer: Susan L. Kaufman White House Correspondent: Charles D. Kaufman Shakespearean Coach: Richard Lewin
Golf Grip: "Keep Thumbs Locked" Key Gripe: "The Food Stinks" Key Grope: John's Left Buttock See-Saw Man: I.M. Fulcram