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Kirk : [responds to a tapping within the wall] What's that noise?
Spock : [tapping continues] I believe it is a primitive form of communication known as morse Code.
Kirk : You're right. I'm out of practice.
[tapping]
Kirk : That's an "S".
Spock : "T".
Kirk : "A"... "N"... "D", end of word.
McCoy : "Stand".
Kirk : New word... "B"... "A"...
Spock : "C"... "K".
McCoy : "Back". "Stand back".
Kirk , Spock , McCoy : "Stand back"?
[the wall explodes]
Scotty : [on the other side of the wall] What are you standing around for? Do you not know a jailbreak when you see one?
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[Chief Engineer Scott making a log entry]
Scotty : USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.
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Scotty : [cursing, on his back trying to fix a computer console] "Let's see what she's got," said the captain. And then we found out, didn't we?
Uhura : [walking in] I know you'll whip her into shape, Scotty, you always do.
Scotty : [getting up] Uhura, I thought you were on leave.
Uhura : And I thought we were supposed to be going together.
Scotty : Oh, I can't leave her now when she needs me the most.
Uhura : [stroking Scotty's cheek] I had a feeling you would say something like that, so I brought us...
[whipping up two packages]
Uhura : dinner.
Scotty : [grabbing a package] Oh, lassie. You're the most understanding woman I know.
Starfleet Officer : [transmission on a malfunctioning computer] Red-Red-Red Alert. Red Alert. Red-Red-Red Alert.
Scotty : I just fixed that damn thing! Turn it off, will you?
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Kirk : Understand your situation, are unable to return to planet. Stand by to execute emergency landing plan... "B."
[Everyone in the shuttle stares at Kirk in confusion, and Spock mouths, "B?" Aboard the Enterprise:]
Chekov : What's emergency landing plan "B?"
Scotty : I don't have a clue.
Kirk : [over comm] "B" as in "barricade".
Scotty : He can't be serious!
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Scotty : [to Kirk about ship status] Ah. All I can say is they don't make them like they used to.
Kirk : You told me you could get this ship operational in two weeks, I gave you three, what happened?
Scotty : I think you gave me too much time, Captain.
Kirk : Very well, Mr Scott. Carry on.
Scotty : Aye, sir.
[Spots a junior engineer nearby]
Scotty : How many times do I have to tell you, the right tool for the right job!
McCoy : [laughs] I don't think I've ever seen him happier.
[They enter the turbolift]
Computer : Le-le-level?
Kirk : Bridge... I hope. I could use a shower.
Spock : [looks at Kirk] Yes.
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McCoy : Jim... if you ask me, and you haven't, I think this is a terrible idea. We're bound to bump into the Klingons, and they don't exactly like you.
Kirk : The feeling's mutual. Engine room.
Scotty : [over the intercom] Scotty here.
Kirk : We'll need all the power you can muster, mister.
Scotty : Don't you worry, Captain. We'll beat those Klingon devils, even if I have to get out and push.
Kirk : I hope it won't come to that, Mr. Scott.
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Starfleet Officer : This is a red alert. Enterprise, please acknowledge.
Uhura : This is Enterprise. Identify yourself.
Starfleet Officer : Enterprise, this is Starfleet. We have a priority seven situation in the Neutral Zone.
Uhura : Stand by, Starfleet. Scotty, this is for real.
Scotty : They can't be serious. The ship's in pieces and we've got less than a skeleton crew aboard.
Uhura : Starfleet, are you aware of our current status?
Starfleet Officer : Current status understood. Stand by to copy operational orders and recall key personnel.