976-EVIL (1988)
Stephen Geoffreys: Hoax
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Quotes
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Hoax : Once you've been to hell, everything else pales in comparison!
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Pet Parrot : [After possessed Hoax slashes and kills his mother and blood splatters onto the sofa]
[Repeated Line]
Pet Parrot : Not on the couch! Not on the Couch! *squawk
Hoax : [Possessed Hoax reaches into the cage and squeezes the bird to death] That's what the plastic's for, asshole!
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Hoax : [possessed Hoax produces two ripped-out hearts] Would it be possible... to enter the game with a pair of hearts?
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Hoax : I killed her... I killed her, Spike. I used my spider!... I did it for you, Spike... She was a dirty Jezebel whore, and I took care of her for you.
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Hoax : [crawling on the floor of the gym locker room] You think you're cool, because you're bigger, because you're stronger than me.
Hoax : [Spike spits on him] Oh... Come on, come on! Hit me! Just you wait. It's gonna' be different from now on. Someday soon, you're gonna' be down here, and I'm gonna' spit on you.
Spike : When hell freezes over, asshole.
Spike : [picks him up menacingly, then just pushes him away] Little shit! Get out of here!
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Hoax : [in Biology class] Mr. Michaels, may I please be excused?
Mr. Michaels : What's a matter, Mr. Wilmoth? Feeling a little green around the gills?
Mr. Michaels : [both chuckle] Just a frog joke... Yes, you may be excused. But hurry back: we're cutting gonads next.
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Hoax : [after slashing the face of a punk, with his clawed hand] Don't ever touch me again... Pass it on.
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Hoax : [to his mother] If you value your life, I suggest you leave me alone.
