- Mary Lou Maloney: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three months since my last confession. I've disobeyed my parents many times. I've taken the Lord's name in vain many times. I've had sinful relations, with boys at my school. Many boys, many times.
- Priest: My child, these are great sins. You must prepare yourself for the consequences.
- Mary Lou Maloney: Father, there's just one more thing.
- Priest: What is it, my poor child?
- Mary Lou Maloney: I loved every minute of it.
- Vicki Carpenter: [possessed by Mary Lou] BE GONE! COME ON! There's no God, Buddy! And there is no Heaven, and do you know what pissed me off the most? NO FUCKING WINGS!
- Vicki Carpenter: [Vicki possessed by Mary Lou, singing] A wop baba loo bop, wop bam-
- [a row of lockers slam together, killing Monica]
- Young Buddy Cooper: [during sex behind the stage] What do you go out with that square for anyway?
- Mary Lou Maloney: Because he treats me right, and his daddy's rich. Rich enough to make Billy cool.
- Young Buddy Cooper: So, why do you go out with me?
- Mary Lou Maloney: Because it's a big free country.
- Young Buddy Cooper: Oh! God Bless America!
- Vicki Carpenter: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have done terrible things. I have hurt my friends. I have given into sexual desires with my boyfriend. I don't know what's happening to me.
- Father Cooper: We all stray from the path of the Lord sometimes, child. But with penance, you will find your way again.
- Vicki Carpenter: Will you help me Father?
- Father Cooper: Of course, child.
- Vicki Carpenter: Will you pray for me?
- Father Cooper: Yes.
- Vicki Carpenter: Will you fuck me?
- Walt Carpenter: [Walt sees Vicki dressed in a glittery turquoise prom dress, a ton of 1950's-styled makeup on her face, her hair held in place with bobby pins] You look beautiful! Your mother and I thought we were the best-looking couple at our prom. I had my first job, repossessing cars, and my first paycheck went to buying your mom a rose corsage. You'll remember this night forever.
- Vicki Carpenter: [seductively, as Mary-Lou] Ooh, I hope so... hold me, Daddy!
- [Vicki passionately kisses Walt, and with a surprised look on his face, he returns the kiss]
- Virginia Carpenter: What are you DOING?... What have you DONE!
- [Walt and Vicki pull away, and Walt wipes his mouth off with his hand as Vicki steps past her mother]
- Virginia Carpenter: Jezebel! Harlot!
- Craig Nordham: [bouncing up and down on top of Craig] Don't you wanna FUCK ME?
- [giggles psychotically]
- Craig Nordham: [Craig yelps in disgust and pushes Vicki, unintentionally making her fall on the floor. In concern, he hurries to her side] Vicki...
- Vicki Carpenter: WRONG.
- [Possessed by Mary-Lou, Vicki squeezesCraig's neck and slams him up against the wall with ease]
- Mary Lou Maloney: [while impatiently waiting to be crowned prom queen] Never mind the stupid cape, bonehead, just give me the crown.
- Monica Waters: [Speaking to Vicki during class] I can't believe this. I'm 18, I'm stunningly good looking, prom's like a week away, and I don't have a date.
- Rejected Boy: Excuse me, Monica? Could I speak to you after school?
- Monica Waters: [Scoffs] Get lost, asshole.
- [Turns back to face Vicki]
- Monica Waters: So why don't guys ask me out?
- Josh: [Josh frowns after Kelly throws a dart at his Einstein poster, hitting the Albert Einstein photo right in the nose] Sorry, big guy.
- [Josh removes the dart]
- Bill Nordham: [Bill sees that Buddy has been killed and buried in Mary-Lou's grave] Stupid BASTARD!
- [Bill hugs Buddy in grief]
- Father Cooper: It's late. You're tired. Your mind is playing tricks on you.
- Vicki Carpenter: It's not my mind, goddamn it! It's Mary Lou Maloney!