Minder (TV Series)

Minder on the Orient Express (1985)

Patrick Malahide: DS Chisholm

Quotes 

• François LeBlanc : Relax, have a good time. Take it easy Chisholm.

  [Poking him on the shoulder] 

  François LeBlanc : That is an order.

  DS Chisholm : [Speaking sternly and with a very irritated look on his face]  "I do not intend to relax. I do not intend to be patronised by you and what is more, if you poke me like that again, so help me, I'll stick one right in your boat race.

• François LeBlanc : Eat, drink, you are in France now.

  DS Chisholm : Really? Thank you for reminding me.

  François LeBlanc : [Takes an automatic pistol from his pocket and checks the magazine] 

  DS Chisholm : [after seeing the weapon, says sarcastically]  "Anticipating a spot of trouble with the wine waiter?

• François LeBlanc : What are you doing?

  DS Chisholm : I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm watching Moore and Wengler.

  François LeBlanc : Of course. Who is the young man?

  DS Chisholm : I don't know... yet.

  François LeBlanc : A social meeting perhaps?

  DS Chisholm : I think not.

  François LeBlanc : We must follow procedure.

  DS Chisholm : What is the standard Interpol procedure in these situations? Another four course meal I expect.