Marco St. John: Sheriff Tucker
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Quotes
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Sheriff Tucker : I know who it is.
Mayor Cobb : What?
Sheriff Tucker : I said I know who it is.
Mayor Cobb : Who?
Sheriff Tucker : It's Jason Voorhees.
Mayor Cobb : Jason Voorhees? You're outta your fucking mind. You've been out in the sun too long. Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He's nothing but a handful of ash.
Sheriff Tucker : [Tucker stands up firmly] You know that for sure, Mayor? Were you there? Did you see him cremated?
Mayor Cobb : Jason Voorhees?
[Tucker nods]
Mayor Cobb : I can't believe this! Look.
[pulls out an ashtray]
Mayor Cobb : This is your "Jason Voorhees" here.
[pours ashes out]
Mayor Cobb : This!
[plants ashtray in Tucker's hand]
Mayor Cobb : Your ass is on the line here, Tucker. Are you getting that? You get me a Goddamn LIVE suspect!
[Cobb exits. Tucker, enraged, breaks the ashtray by throwing it against a wall]
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Sheriff Tucker : [talking to himself] What the hell's going on here?
Roy : You talking to me, Sheriff?
Sheriff Tucker : Huh?
Roy : I thought you were talking to me.
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Sheriff Tucker : Morning, Ethel. My, don't you look lovely today.
Ethel : Horse shit! Now, Sheriff, you better hear me, and hear me good. I want this looney bin closed down. You hearin' me fella? Now these kids ain't nothing but trouble. They don't respect other's property, and they're all crazy!
Junior : You tell 'em Ma! Ha hah.
Sheriff Tucker : Ethel, these kids weren't doing...
Ethel : Doing? Doing? You think I don't know what those two perverts were doing in my yard?
Junior : Say it like you mean it, Ma!
Ethel : Would you shut the fuck up?
[the kids laugh for a minute]
Ethel : Now, I'm gonna tell all of ya, you mark my words, the next little bastard that comes near my farm, I'm gonn' blow your fuckin' brains out, you hear me?
[Tucker approaches]
Ethel : Don't you come near me, Sheriff, I'm warnin' ya! I got a bomb on me. I swear to ya. You make one move toward me I'm gonna blow us all up. Start the engines, Junior!
[gets on motorbike]
Ethel : That's it. My final words.
[gives them the finger as they drive off]
