Class (1983)

Rob Lowe: Skip

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• Skip : You still owe me a blow job.

  Jonathan : You're right. I forgot all about that.

  Skip : Jesus, Jonathan, you can't forget these things, my man.

• Skip : Worriest thou not about being banished for ever from the Foxfield school for girls, for yea, thought they are the only females within a 100 miles, there is still a place where thou canst journey to. Chicago, on the nine o'clock bus.

• Jonathan : One thing I don't need right now is the world according to Skippy here. Do us both a favour, huh? Just shut up.

  Skip : Ok, Mr. Depth. Wallow in it.

• Skip : You're going. I don't want to see your ass back here until you succeed. In fact, I'm not gonna let you in the room until you bring me - her panties.

  Jonathan : Oh, come on. Look, Skip, I'm not like you. I don't have your - charm, your finesse, your, uh...

  Skip : Class.

• Skip : Actually, I think my parents have a pretty normal relationship. He tells her exactly what to do, and she ignores him.

• Skip : What a gonad!

• Skip : I want you to meet Jonathan, my roommate, and a chronic bed-wetter.

  Maggie : You are not too old for me to put you over my knee now.

  Skip : Really? Oh, do it now, Maggie, do it now!

  Maggie : You're crazy!

• Skip : That son of a bitch got away with everything that I had. And I was so scared that I shit my pants.

• Skip : You son of a bitch, you went back to her even after you knew who she was.

• Jonathan : Cut it out!

  Skip : I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!

• Skip : Jonathan, until you get laid none of us are safe!

• Skip : Next time you're feelin' sad and blue, don't expect old Skipper here to put on his big red nose and floppy shoes just pour vous. Adios? Mr Morose.

• Skip : These are very nice girls. I may not even get laid tonight. Although that's highly unlikely.

• Skip : Oh-ho, look at the chest on her. Oh, zee little girls.

  Roscoe : Chicks.

  Skip : Love 'em.

• Jonathan : I'm no good with women.

  Skip : I know that, you know that. The broads that go to the Free N Easy, they don't know that.

• Skip : Take this ticket. Go to Rush Street, the Free N Easy Club. And you will meet the girl of your dreams. If she ain't there, take what you can get. Grab a cab, take her to Grey's Lake Inn. And there you will plant your seed in the Garden of Eden. Here's 100 bucks.

• Skip : You've gotta go to dinner. Come on. I can't believe you'd forgo eggplant surprise.

  Jonathan : I'm not hungry.

  Skip : That's no reason not to eat the shit.

• Skip : We're gonna party our balls off!

• Skip : Welcome to Toad Hall.

  Jonathan : I have never seen such a vulgar display of wealth in my entire life. How do I get one?

  Skip : Well, you can do what we did. Bootlegging.

• Skip : Do you ever wonder if your parents still do it?

• Balaban : Burroughs? You're not by any chance related to the Burroughs who's on the board of AT&T, are you?

  Skip : Daddy.

  Balaban : Really? Ha-ha. I would imagine that the pressure to get into Harvard must be very intense.

• Skip : What'll you do for Christmas? Crucify yourself?