The Bill (1984–2010)

Beth Cordingly: PC Kerry Young, PC Kerry Ashton

Quotes 

• PC Kerry Young : This was found in your van near where this afternoon's incident took place.

  PC Cameron Tait : I think you know what's written in it, Mr. Osbourne.

  PC Kerry Young : Dates, times, places, vehicle registration numbers... all relating to clamp removals. I particularly like the personal comments you've added to the entries, such as, "Vehicle owner very attractive female, the type of woman you'd ask around for sherry and vol-a-vents".

• PC Gabriel Kent : You think I'm afraid of you, Kerry? I'm not. You're like a fly buzzing around me, waiting to be swatted away.

  PC Kerry Young : Yeah, well, we all know what flies are attracted to.