Time Bandits (1981)
Sheila Fearn: Kevin's Mother
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Quotes
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Kevin's Mother : Honestly, Trevor, if you were half a man you would've gone in there after the blender.
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Kevin's Father : You must wait for your food to go down.
Kevin : I haven't eaten any food.
Kevin's Mother : Well you must eat your food.
Kevin's Father : And then wait for it to go down.
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Fireman : This is what started it. Left the Sunday joint cooking all night, didn't we?
Kevin's Mother : Sunday joint? It's Thursday.
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[first lines]
Announcer : Yes, folks... Moderna Designs present the latest in kitchen luxury. The Moderna Wonder Major All Automatic Convenience Center-ette gives you all the time in the world to do the things you really want to do... An infrared freezer-oven complex that can make you a meal from packet to plate in 15 1/2 seconds.
Kevin's Mother : Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds.
Kevin's Father : Oh?
Kevin's Mother : Block of ice to Beef Bourguignon in eight seconds. Lucky things.
Kevin : Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat?
Kevin's Father : [Ignoring Kevin] Well, at least we've got a two speed hedge cutter.