Stir Crazy (1980)
Craig T. Nelson: Deputy Ward Wilson
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Quotes
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Skip Donahue : I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation!
Deputy Ward Wilson : Why? Grossberger been fartin' on ya?
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Warden Walter Beatty : I don't believe what I just saw!
Deputy Ward Wilson : Well, the damn machine's malfunctioned.
Warden Walter Beatty : The machine's fine, Wilson. Maybe you'd like to get up on it and try for a sit.
Deputy Ward Wilson : Luck was all it was.
Warden Walter Beatty : That boy's a born cowboy!
Deputy Ward Wilson : From New York?
Warden Walter Beatty : I don't care if he's from Tasmania!
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Deputy Ward Wilson : Bein' from the East, I thought the kid would be a little softer in the crotch.
Warden Walter Beatty : He's soft alright. You just don't know where to kick him!
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Deputy Ward Wilson : Let's move!
Skip Donahue : What happened?
Deputy Ward Wilson : Let's go Mayor Koch. And you too, Count Basie. It's 4:30.
Skip Donahue : Why so early?
Deputy Ward Wilson : It's called paying your debt to society. Now, let's move!
Skip Donahue : Is breakfast ready?
Harry Monroe : Somebody stole the toilet.
Skip Donahue : It's over here.