Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
Paul Williams: Little Enos
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Quotes
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Bandit : New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck.
[watches as Little Enos begins counting out money]
Bandit : Speedy car.
[watches as Little Enos counts out more money]
Bandit : Speedier than that.
Little Enos : [mumbling] I'd like to kick his ass just once.
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Bandit : Cledus, get the money.
Cledus Snow : Yeah, how 'bout the money?
Little Enos : How 'bout double or nothin'?
Cledus Snow : How 'bout forgettin' it?
Bandit : Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?
Little Enos : You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.
Carrie : You're on.
Bandit : Uh, you're on.
Big Enos : In 18 hours?
Bandit : You're still on.
Cledus Snow : WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!
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Little Enos : I think you're just a little bit scared.
Bandit : That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
Little Enos : Your momma is so ugly...
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[Regarding The Bandit in a hammock]
Big Enos : You see, son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.
Little Enos : I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy.
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Big Enos : 20-to-one I break the son of a bitch this time.
Little Enos : Gimme 500 on the Bandit.
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Bandit : Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
Little Enos : It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
Bandit : Watch your language, little lady.
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Bandit : [Speaking to Big Enos] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad?
Little Enos : Because he's thirsty, dummy!
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Little Enos : [Looking at Bandit's truck] Egotistical son of a bitch.
Big Enos : Any cat who would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.