Patton (1970)

Michael Bates: Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery

Quotes 

• Capt. Oskar Steiger : [inside the German bunker]  Sir, the Americans have taken Palermo!

  General Alfred Jodl : Damn!

  Messenger : [after pulling up to Monty's command post]  Sir, Patton's taken Palermo!

  Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery : Damn!

• [as the British parade into Messina] 

  Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery : Don't smirk, Patton. I shan't kiss you.

  Patton : Pity. I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.

• Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery : Amusing, isn't it? That the final plans for the invasion of Sicily... should have been put forward in an Algerian lavatory.