Sweet Charity (1969)
John McMartin: Oscar
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Quotes
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Oscar Lindquist : The odds against us are at least a hundred to one.
Charity Hope Valentine : Those are the best odds I ever had.
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Oscar Lindquist : Suppose you want a policy...
Charity Hope Valentine : Yes, I want a policy. Go on.
Oscar Lindquist : It's my job to study your particular situation... and then figure out the odds on your meeting with an unfortunate accident... like... like suffo... suff... suff... suffocating in an elevator.
[He faints]