- Johnny: Don't move, fella. In case you're interested, I can kill you with this - and play your funeral march at the same time. So just drop the gun.
- Flo Chesnut: Men are so stupid! When a woman wants something from a man, she makes love to him. When a man wants something from a man, he goes to war for it!
- Sue Chesnut: Gee, Sis, I wish I could think of things to say like that.
- Johnny: [singing] I am first and last and always a fast guitar, The fastest guitar alive, Rattling strings like a gattling gun, Shaped like a lovely woman, Stay right where you are, My guitar is a fast guitar, The fastest guitar alive...
- 1st Indian: Such a fine warpaint job!
- Indian Chief: It is new impressionist school. Someday when I get through painting on me, I will paint on canvas!
- 1st Indian: You look good enough right now to hang in museum.
- Sue Chesnut: Johnny! Steve! Indians! Johnny, Indians! Indians!
- Steve: Indians!
- Johnny: They sure don't look like they're selling blankets.
- Flo Chesnut, Sue Chesnut: [singing] So all you girls, Be snuggle as a buggle in a ruggle, Make your Sweetie do the snuggle huggle with you, you , you! When we're man and wife, You bet your life, I'm gonna do the snuggle, That good ol' snuggle huggle, I'm gonna do the snuggle huggle with you!
- Flo Chesnut: Steve, he knows something.
- Steve: Aw, you're trouble is you just don't trust Northerners.
- Sue Chesnut: Well, they don't trust us either.
- Steve: Yeah. I guess that's what makes wars.
- Sue Chesnut: Oh, Sis, I don't think I can stand it. If that crazy Johnny's gonna get killed, well, I want to be the one to do it!
- Johnny: [singing] Come on now, have some fun, A good time party, Livin' lovin' everyone, Good time party time, Grab that girl and hold her tight
- Johnny, Flo Chesnut, Sue Chesnut: Good time party
- Johnny: Don't you know tonight's the night?
- Johnny, Flo Chesnut, Sue Chesnut: Good time party time...
- Steve: Girls should never have been a part of this detail.
- Flo Chesnut: Oh?
- Steve: The responsibility of that gold is enough without a flock of females to worry about.
- Steve: Men and women don't belong together on a job like this. It makes complications.
- Flo Chesnut: Sometimes complications can be interesting.
- Johnny: The Sun has got you.
- Sue Chesnut: It's the Moon!
- Johnny: What's with moons? When you've seen one you've seen them all.
- Sue Chesnut: It's like eating peanuts.
- Johnny: What's like eating peanuts?
- Sue Chesnut: Ever since that kiss on the stage in San Francisco, I've wanted more.
- [kiss]
- Johnny: Well, for your information, peanuts give me heartburn.
- Johnny: [singing] A whirlwind, Of warm desire, A whirlwind, Burning fire, Woman, realize, That the devil in disguise, Is a whirlwind. Born to be running wild and free, Whirlwind...
- Johnny: [singing] Rolling on, Rolling on, Rolling on, Born a loser, not me, Ain't no troubles got me...
- Sue Chesnut: You sure sing that romantic stuff like you mean it.
- Johnny: I think I've been eating too many peanuts.