- Drunk: [after hearing his enraged wife refer to Pinky as "your caterpillar friend"] CAHTHERPILLAR? You dthithdn'th thell me you whurruh CAHTHERPILLAR! I hate CAHTHERPILLARS! They're all FTHUHZZY! Yuckth!
- Drunk Man's Wife: Attention!
- Drunk: [salutes] Yessir!
- Drunk Man's Wife: Don't "sir" me! I'll bet he's in here! That's why you got it so dark!
- Drunk Man's Wife: So! Caught ya!
- [Fighting offscreen until the wife kicks her husband and the Pink Panther out of the house]
- Drunk Man's Wife: Out ya go! And take your caterpillar friend with ya!
- Drunk: Uh-oh, the wife!
- Drunk Man's Wife: Okay! WHE-E-E-RE IS HE?
- Drunk: Who?
- Drunk Man's Wife: That drunken bum ya must've brought home with ya! You always bring some bum home!
- Drunk: There's no one here, Dear.
- Drunk Man's Wife: Don't "Dear" me! I heard talking in here! Now where is he?
- Drunk: Well, if you really wanta know, I got a blue pansther in the refrigderator-rator-rator.
- Drunk Man's Wife: Ve-e-ery funny! If I catch one more bum in this house, out you go! Both of ya!