Bewitched (1964–1972)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens, Serena, Invisible Samantha, Tour Guide
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Quotes
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Samantha : Then I thought of the most brilliant scientific mind of the age.
Dr. Bombay : Thank you.
Samantha : But he died a year ago, so I decided to call you.
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Samantha : [recurring] Oh, my stars!
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Samantha : I'm not a bad witch! I'm a good witch!
Darrin Stephens : Her mother's a bad witch.
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Samantha : Darling, I've been trying for weeks to give this house a thorough cleaning. These carpets are filthy.
Darrin Stephens : How can you worry about dirt on the rugs when we're about to see the surface of the moon?
Samantha : The moon could use a vacuuming too. All that dust... yych.
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Samantha : Now when it comes to Santa Claus, most mortals don't believe he exists... just like they don't believe in witches.
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Samantha : [to her mother] You know, this has been the strangest morning. First Darrin starts asking ridiculous questions and then you pop in like Lady Macbeth doing the neglected mother bit.
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Samantha : Try to control your temper. Remember, "Peace on earth, goodwill to men" includes witches.
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Darrin Stephens : You remember Louise Tate, don't you, Serena?
Cousin Serena : Ohhhh yes! Hi, Louise!
Louise Tate : Hi!
Cousin Serena : [to Larry Tate so Louise can't hear them] Congratulations, Cotton-Top, you got a wild-looking chick there!
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Samantha : Gladys, what are you doing?
Gladys Kravitz : I came over for a snoop, uh, a scoop of sugar. I hope I'm not disturbing you.
