The Unmentionables (1963)
Mel Blanc: Elegant Mess - Bugs Bunny, Rocky, Mugsy, Snitch, Agency Director
Quotes
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Elegant Mess : [Rocky and Mugsy have fallen into the machine and Elegant Mess is at the controls] By the way I use this machine, you would think that I knew something about it!
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Rocky : [after shooting up the place] That dame's not a dame!
Rocky : [sees his partners standing] Quick, don't just stand here, gaping. Go get 'im!
[the men fell forward like dominos, dead]
Mugsy : Gee, Rocky, You made a boo-boo...
Elegant Mess : [entering Rocky's hideout in a detective suit] Yeah, and I'm bookin' ya for murder.
Rocky : Oh yeah?
[He levels a gun at Bugs]
Rocky : Well, I'M the bookie around here, and I'LL do the bookin'.
Elegant Mess : [sticks a whole carrot at Rocky and Mugsy] Stick 'em up! You're under arrest.
Rocky : Look, Mugsy. He's gonna shoot us with a carrot.
[Rocky laughs but then the carrot opens its hatch and blasts both Rocky and Mugsy; Rocky stops laughing]
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[a man runs into a phone booth to avoid gangsters]
Man : [talking on the phone] Operator! Operator! Quick, get me the police.
Telephone Operator : Just a moment, please.
[suddenly, machine guns riddle the middle of the booth with bullets, splitting the booth and the man in half, leaving the upper half hanging in mid-air]
Telephone Operator : Sorry, you've been disconnected.
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Rocky : [talking to the disguised Bugs] You know, you're a lucky broad. I like you.
[gets kicked by Bugs]
Rocky : Oof! Stop the music.
[gets kicked again]
Rocky : Oof! Stop... stop the music!
[gets kicked again, getting scrunched into his hat and dropping his pistols]
Rocky : Oof! STOP. THE. MU-SIC!
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Mugsy : Uh, Rocky, we want to present to you a token of our esteem.
Elegant Mess : [pops out of the top of the hollowed-out cake; dressed as a woman, with jazz music playing] Hiya, suckers!
Rocky : Who's the broad?
Mugsy : She's some looker, eh, Rocky?
[accidentally knocks Rocky and his chair over]
Mugsy : Duh... what happened, Rocky?
Rocky : [socks Mugsy to the chin] You bonehead!
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[in a dark corridor of the building]
Rocky : Turn on the light, Mugsy.
[lights turned on with a lightswitch by Mugsy, showing Bugs right behind Rocky with a gun]
Rocky : Turn it off! Quick!
[Bugs shoots Rocky]
Rocky : [lights out] You lunkhead! Now you get over here and -I'll- turn on the light, then let him have it.
Mugsy : Uh, okay, Rocky.
[shuffling feet and Rocky turns on the light switch; Mugsy fires his gun, but it was nothing but air; Bugs was at the other side of the room, shooting Rocky and the lights went out again]