- Prof. Konrad: Perhaps this is a civilization that exists without sex.
- Lt. Larry Turner: You call that civilization?
- Prof. Konrad: Frankly, no.
- Lt. Larry Turner: Why don't you girls knock off all this Gestapo stuff and try to be a little friendly.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: How did she manage to overthrow the men?
- Talleah: Tey didn't take hair seriously. Tey vere preparing for var. After all, she vas only a voman.
- Talleah: I hate her! I hate dat qveen!
- Lt. Mike Cruze: She's jealous!
- Lt. Larry Turner: Twenty-six million miles from Earth, and the little dolls are just the same.
- Queen Yllana: I'm going to allow myself the exquisite pleasure of watching you while I obliterate the Earth.
- Base Commander: I know you men are anxious to return home, but you must endure your privations and hardships.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: We may not have a chance to talk later. We may not even live through the day. But, I just want to say, while I have the chance: I love you.
- Talleah: Loff - I've almost forgotten. But, if it is the varm feeling dat makes my heart sing, ten I too loff you.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: I didn't say anything to the Queen. I didn't want to put her on guard, but I'm beginning to think our being here is not an accident.
- Prof. Konrad: I'm afraid I must agree with you.
- Lt. Mike Cruze: What is that? What is that?
- Capt. Neal Patterson: The ray that destroyed the space station and knocked us off our course may have originated right here.
- Lt. Mike Cruze: Oh, come off it! How could a bunch of women invent a gizmo like that?
- Lt. Larry Turner: Sure, and even if they invented it, how could they aim it? You know how women drivers are!
- Lt. Larry Turner: If I see any of those little green men, I'll faint. The sound of my body falling will wake you up.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Nah, I wouldn't worry. The fire ought to keep 'em away.
- Lt. Larry Turner: [reacting to the Venusians and their ray guns] They speak English!
- Venusian guard: Go, go, go!
- Prof. Konrad: I believe we better accept the invitation
- Lt. Mike Cruze: Yeah, the way those shooting irons of theirs work, I'm with you, Doc.
- Blonde Venusian Girl with a Ray Gun: Bacchino. Bacchino!
- Lt. Larry Turner: Well, you heard what the babe said. Bacchino?
- Capt. Neal Patterson: You don't just accidentally land on a planet 36,000.000 miles away!
- Prof. Konrad: It would appear that all things are possible in space.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: You're not only a Queen, you're a woman too. And a woman needs a man's love. Let me see your face.
- Queen Yllana: Ahhhh
- [as her mask is pulled off]
- Queen Yllana: ! For that you will die!
- Capt. Neal Patterson: I'm sorry. I didn't realize!
- Queen Yllana: Radiation burns. Men did this to me, men and their wars. You say I need the love of a man. Very well. Now that you know, will you give me that love, Captain?
- [drawing her hideously disfigured face toward the captain's]
- Larry's Girl: [kiss] Oh, but, Larry, space ships are dangerous! I mean, what if it should get lost up there? Or, blow up, or something? Oh, I wouldn't know what to do without you.
- Lt. Larry Turner: I'm sorry, baby. But, I don't have any other choice. I'm a navigator and they can't make a move without me.
- Prof. Konrad: I don't think they like strangers.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: I don't think they like men!
- Lt. Larry Turner: Yeah, where are the men?
- Queen Yllana: Your people of earth have always been aggressive and warlike.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: We told you, our mission was a peaceful one.
- Queen Yllana: You betray yourselves, Captain. When my guards found you, your first reaction was to kill!
- Prof. Konrad: It's monstrous! Will nothing keep you from going through with this?
- Queen Yllana: Nothing, Professor!
- Lt. Mike Cruze: It looks like snow.
- Lt. Larry Turner: That ain't snow, Mike. It's angel hair.
- Lt. Mike Cruze: Huh?
- Lt. Larry Turner: We done died and gone to heaven.
- Prof. Konrad: We don't know how fast we were traveling. Nor, how long we were unconscious. But, of one thing I'm sure of. This is Venus!
- Lt. Mike Cruze: Well, you're a cheerful little thing tonight. Why'd you ever give up that job as Master of Ceremonies in the Chamber of Horrors?
- Lt. Mike Cruze: And I'm the guy that said this was going to be a lousy milk run.
- Lt. Larry Turner: Very interesting, so far!
- Capt. Neal Patterson: It would be more interesting when we find out what they're going to do with us.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: That sounds down right subversive. Who are you?
- Talleah: I'm Talleah. I'm a member of the Queen's court.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: What happened to them, the men?
- Talleah: They're all gone.
- Lt. Mike Cruze: You mean they're dead?
- Talleah: Not all of them. Some of them she needed. Scientist. Mathematicians.
- Lt. Larry Turner: We're the only men on the whole planet?
- Talleah: [smiles] Yes!
- Lt. Larry Turner: Wow!
- Prof. Konrad: I watched her. Believe me, Captain Patterson, she only had eyes for you.
- Lt. Mike Cruze: That's it! Maybe Yllana has more on her mind besides military information. Neal, why don't you give her the ole romance bit? You know, give her that black magic.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Queen Yllana?
- Lt. Larry Turner: She's a woman, isn't she!
- Prof. Konrad: Yes, remember the legend of Achilles heel. No one, man or woman, is completely invulnerable.
- Lt. Larry Turner: Now, listen, Skipper, maybe I'm the fella that oughta have all this romantic razzamatazz.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Sorry. I don't think Yllana's your type.
- Lt. Larry Turner: What do you mean? If she's a woman, she's my type!
- Prof. Konrad: You know, there's a certain irony in the fact that our lives and perhaps the lives of everyone on earth may depend on Captain Patterson's sex appeal.
- Lt. Larry Turner: If she'd of only picked me. I'd get her under a tree with a full moon and all that romantic jazz. Do they have a moon on the planet Venus?
- Prof. Konrad: Yes, they have several.
- Queen Yllana: Even a Queen can be lonely, Captain. I've never admitted it until now.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Yllana.
- Queen Yllana: The moment I saw you, in the counsel chamber, I felt a weakness most unbecoming to a Queen.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: But, not unbecoming to a lovely woman. Take off your mask.
- Queen Yllana: I can see you're no novice at this Captain. Did you promise your men you'd would sweep me off my feet! Use your male magnetism!
- Capt. Neal Patterson: I understand you better than you do yourself. You're denying man's love. Substituting hatred in a passion for this monstrous power you possess.
- Lt. Mike Cruze: Well, what are going to do? Just sit around and wait for those dames to polish us off with their ray guns?
- Motiya: It seems I'm always being forced close to you.
- Lt. Larry Turner: Oh, that's alright. I'm not the type to complain. Air Force, you know. We learn to handle almost any emergency.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Is there any special reason for taking your friends along?
- Talleah: Yes. Because if we can't change the civilization here, I thought, perhaps, we can go someplace and start one on our own.
- Prof. Konrad: She's straightforward about it, anyway. I hope you realize, Captain, this leaves you with a grave responsibility.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Well...
- Talleah: I'm sure that the Captain is dependable in everything.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Talleah, you're amazing. Why, you know, on earth a girl would rather die than show her real feelings. We have an old saying: A man chases a girl until she catches him.
- Talleah: How silly! What a silly waste of time. I think if a girl wants a man, she should tell him so.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: You're very beautiful, Talleah.
- Talleah: I'm glad you noticed. It took you such a long time.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: I noticed from the very first.
- Talleah: And I noticed that I wanted to kiss you from the very beginning.
- [kiss]
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Tie her up!
- Queen Yllana: Let me go!
- Capt. Neal Patterson: Put her in back of that screen.
- Lt. Larry Turner: It'll be a pleasure.
- Queen Yllana: Let me go! You're hurting me, let me go! Let me go!
- Col. Ramsey: I know you men are anxious to return home.
- Lt. Larry Turner: [kissing Motiya] Colonel are you kidding?
- [kisses Motiya]
- Col. Ramsey: But, you must bear your privations and hardships bravely.
- Lt. Mike Cruze: [kissing Kaeel] Hardships? Oh, I will Colonel! I will! Bravely! Yes, sir!
- [kisses Kaeel]
- Lt. Mike Cruze: Well, what now?
- Prof. Konrad: My guess is, they want to look us over.
- Capt. Neal Patterson: That's fair enough. Larry's sure looking them over.
- Lt. Larry Turner: You're not foolin'. How do you like that blonde? Wow! Hey Mike, how'd you like to drag that to the Senior Prom?
- Lt. Larry Turner: Why do you suppose the Queen and her counselors wear those masks?
- Prof. Konrad: I'd assume for the same reason that Oriental potentates made their wives wear veils.
- Lt. Mike Cruze: Oh, you mean so the hoi polloi can't take a peek?
- Prof. Konrad: Something like that.
- Lt. Larry Turner: Brother! They must be knockouts - judging by what there is to see.