So You Want a Television Set (1953)

George O'Hanlon: Joe McDoakes

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Joe McDoakes : Gee, I think Doris Day is terrific.

  Doris Day : Well, thank you.

  Joe McDoakes : [to Gordon MacRae]  Hey, you know who's sitting next to me? Doris Day.

  Gordon MacRae : I know. She was with me until you took my seat. And give me back my popcorn.

  Joe McDoakes : Gordon MacRae. Gordon MacRae and Doris Day.

  Doris Day , Gordon MacRae : Shhh...

• [first lines] 

  Alice McDoakes : Joe?

  Joe McDoakes : Mmm?

  Alice McDoakes : When are we going to get a television set?

  Joe McDoakes : Television? We can't afford a TV set.